queenechidna: “I hate Men In Black!” “Really?” “No, no,” “JK.”
After a long day, I can sit back, relax, and watch Thor. No more work, no chores, just me, the couch and an hour or so of family drama that has nothing to do with my own.
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing,
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
I have this new disease...
hiddlestonisthegodofmischief: It’s called Hiddlespirosis. Symptoms: -sweating -nausea -crying -exploding ovaries -involuntary feels Treatment: -Only known treatment for this disease is to have Tom Hiddleston literally inside of the patient. This disease can be fatal.